February 2012
9 posts
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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God, you’re such a bitch. Still, I thank you for the day,everyday and I thank you for all this junk you put me through. I know it will all make me a better person. You’re still a bitch, God.
Feb 14th
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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January 2012
3 posts
Jan 18th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
9 posts
Dec 30th
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 3rd
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November 2011
13 posts
I'd rather be single than be with someone I'm...
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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"Was that lightning?" →
Noooo… they’re taking pictures for google earth.
Nov 13th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 8th
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whimsicalzest-deactivated201202 asked: I miss you way much more Ange!!! <3 It's been five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes since I last spoke to you D:
Nov 8th
Nov 6th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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October 2011
16 posts
How I cross a street. →
the-absolute-best-gifs: I don’t look both ways I just walk When a car comes ( I think to myself, you got brakes you hit me I get money) Click to follow this blog, you will be so glad you did!
Oct 26th
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Oct 21st
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Oct 18th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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I just realised that my tumblr…is the worst tumblr ever. Jesus, the stuff that I reblogged are…ridiculous.What was I thinking?! But yeah, that’s just who I am.
Oct 14th
Oct 14th
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Oct 1st