February 2012
9 posts
God, you’re such a bitch. Still, I thank you for the day,everyday and I thank you for all this junk you put me through. I know it will all make me a better person.
You’re still a bitch, God.
Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
January 2012
3 posts
December 2011
9 posts
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
November 2011
13 posts
I'd rather be single than be with someone I'm...
"Was that lightning?" →
Noooo… they’re taking pictures for google earth.
whimsicalzest-deactivated201202 asked: I miss you way much more Ange!!! <3 It's been five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes since I last spoke to you D:
October 2011
16 posts
How I cross a street. →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
I don’t look both ways I just walk
When a car comes ( I think to myself, you got brakes you hit me I get money)
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I just realised that my tumblr…is the worst tumblr ever. Jesus, the stuff that I reblogged are…ridiculous.What was I thinking?!
But yeah, that’s just who I am.